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Defensive Driving Jokes
Moe:
Why did Moe take his Loaf of Bread Downtown ?
Because Someone told Him there was a Traffic Jam !
Alcoholic Shark:
I was watching the News Channel and it was about that lady missing at that Island
I got interested in that , so I did a Internet Search. You can do the same thing.
Did you know there are a lot of people that get drunk and go to the ocean or lake and are never seen again ?
I was thinking what if when they got drunk they tried to swim to Gilligans Island ? And the sharks ate them.
Then I was thinking , if a Shark eats someone drunk.
Would that make a Alcoholic Shark ?
And then how would the Alcoholic Shark get another drink of alcohol, what would it have to do ?
Eat another Drunk !
I see on TV that Cruse Ships, that there is always a big pack of Sharks following the Cruse Ships. What if those are Alcoholic Sharks ?
What are they waiting for to fall off the Cruse Ships ? And those Alcoholic Sharks are Fast !
The Man Driving at Night:
A man is driving down a country Road Late at Night
It is real dark, No Moon. He cant hardly see.
He is speeding along when all of the sudden, it feels like he just ran over someone !
So, he pulls over to the side of the road.
He looks around the front of his car, he does not see anything. Then he starts crawling around
trying to see under his car. He knows he hit something.
Then all of a sudden, over in the ditch. A Pig jumps up and starts running down the road squealing !
He gets up, dust his pants off and shrugs his shoulders and goes home.
He is in there passed out, sleeping. When someone starts knocking on his door. They are real insistent
He thinks, who is knocking at my door this time of day ?
He looks out there, and its the police !
So, he opens the door and the police say * Sir, You left the scene of a accident last night .
He goes * How did you know that ?
(Confused)
The Police say * Because the Pig Squealed !
Why did Moe take his Loaf of Bread Downtown ?
Because Someone told Him there was a Traffic Jam !
Alcoholic Shark:
I was watching the News Channel and it was about that lady missing at that Island
I got interested in that , so I did a Internet Search. You can do the same thing.
Did you know there are a lot of people that get drunk and go to the ocean or lake and are never seen again ?
I was thinking what if when they got drunk they tried to swim to Gilligans Island ? And the sharks ate them.
Then I was thinking , if a Shark eats someone drunk.
Would that make a Alcoholic Shark ?
And then how would the Alcoholic Shark get another drink of alcohol, what would it have to do ?
Eat another Drunk !
I see on TV that Cruse Ships, that there is always a big pack of Sharks following the Cruse Ships. What if those are Alcoholic Sharks ?
What are they waiting for to fall off the Cruse Ships ? And those Alcoholic Sharks are Fast !
The Man Driving at Night:
A man is driving down a country Road Late at Night
It is real dark, No Moon. He cant hardly see.
He is speeding along when all of the sudden, it feels like he just ran over someone !
So, he pulls over to the side of the road.
He looks around the front of his car, he does not see anything. Then he starts crawling around
trying to see under his car. He knows he hit something.
Then all of a sudden, over in the ditch. A Pig jumps up and starts running down the road squealing !
He gets up, dust his pants off and shrugs his shoulders and goes home.
He is in there passed out, sleeping. When someone starts knocking on his door. They are real insistent
He thinks, who is knocking at my door this time of day ?
He looks out there, and its the police !
So, he opens the door and the police say * Sir, You left the scene of a accident last night .
He goes * How did you know that ?
(Confused)
The Police say * Because the Pig Squealed !
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Defensive Driving Class Tips
Important Tip Number 1:
After You get a speeding ticket go to the court or call them and ask to take Defensive Driving for your ticket. Don't take Defensive Driving BEFORE you talk to the Court and pay the court fee (Which is much less than the Ticket).
If as soon as you get the Ticket, you Rush and take Defensive Driving first, before you talk to the Court. THEN you will have to take it again !
As the Court wants you to talk to them FIRST. Because they want to know what you are doing. And they will tell you what you need to do, as some Courts want your Texas Driving Record and may have a paper you need Notarized(I will Notarize it for free).
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Tip Number 2 :
After you get the Courts permission to take Defensive Driving the Courts generally give 90 days to do it and turn it in.
(There are Exceptions : Lubbock Municipal gives 90 days to do it plus 30 extra days to turn it in - Except Deferred adjudication does not get the extra 30 days ).
Take it sooner rather than later. As the Courts are somewhat inflexible on the times that they want it turned in.
(They may cut you some slack and they may not, may not is much more likely)
You don't want a Warrant issued that is not a good thing.
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Tip Number 3
Make Copies of everything before you give it to the Court.( The Court does not want Copies) They want the Original.
(Copies are in case something gets lost)
Get a Receipt when you turn Your Defensive Driving Certificate in to the Court. If you mail your Certificate then at the Post Office have it Certified so that they have to Sign for it. For your own protection, in case it gets lost in the Mail.
Don't put your Certificate in a drawer somewhere, take it to the Court right away (As soon as you get it)
Be sure and sign it, before you give it to the Court.
Note: There is two Certificates one is for your Ticket, the other is for your Insurance, you get 10 percent off of your Auto Insurance for the next 3 years :)
Give the Insurance Certificate to your Insurance Agent or Mail it to your Insurance Company . (Make copies first, in case they lose it)
Don't mail it until you talk to someone first, so that they know it is in the mail :)
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Tip Number 4
When you take the Defensive Driving Class for a Speeding or Traffic Ticket , you can bring friends and Family to take it for just the Insurance Discount. It is even more Fun to bring Friends and Family with you. It is much more exciting and they also get the Free Chicken Fried Steak Dinner for doing the Class :)
Bring your Spouse and your Teens. (Teenagers have high Auto Insurance , Defensive Driving gives them 10 percent off their Auto Insurance too)
It is even Cheaper to do Defensive Driving for Insurance Only. For a Traffic Ticket it is only $29.95 (Traffic Ticket's also get the Insurance Discount ) , for only the Insurance Discount it is $19.95 :)
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Tip Number 5
What to bring to Defensive Driving Class :
Bring your Drivers License.
(At least the number)
No Drivers License is ok, if you never had one to start with.
Out-of State Drivers are Accepted also :)
If you bring the Court Papers that they gave you, I will go over them in the class.
You need to know what town you got the Ticket. If it was Municipal Court or Justice of the Peace. If Municipal you need to know the town, if Justice of the Peace , the Judges last name. (All that is on the Ticket)
Municipal is the City,
JP is usually a Ticket by the Highway Patrol - Except at Texas Tech
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Tip Number 6
Any Weather is good weather to take Defensive Driving :)
A Bright Sun Shiny Day
A Rainy Day
A Snow Storm
Because you are inside in a Nice Comfortable Room :)
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Tip Number 7
Which is Better ? To do Defensive Driving in Person or Online ?
It depends :)
In Person :
You get the Free Chicken Fried Steak Dinner plus I help you with your Forms and Notarize your Court Papers for Free.
Soft Seats and Jokes it's Lots of Fun :)
You get the Class done so you can do other things, that you like to do.
(I do most of the work when you do it in Person)
Location : Home Plate Diner
7615 University,
Lubbock, Texas
(Please park in back)
Times: Saturday at 9:00 am until 3:00pm :)
OR Monday / Tuesday night Monday 6:00pm until 9:00pm
(First part Monday) Walk-ins Welcome :)
Its very Easy to do it in Person :) For In Person Call 781-2931
Online:
You can Start and Stop and do it anytime you want too. 24 hours and 7 days a week. You do have to pay attention more when you do Defensive Driving Online. If you like doing things at your own pace and learning for yourself Online is a good Choice :)
Clear your cookies before you start the Online is a good idea .
To do Defensive Driving Online you need to have handy your Drivers License number (For the Security Questions)
Defensive Driving Customer Comments:
Teacher Kept it Interesting and fun .
Good Talking .
He was very Friendly and very helpful .
He made it fun with stories and examples .
Funny.
He explained it and made it fun.
I learned a lot of things I didn't already know.
Went into detail.
Had Jokes to say.
He was Cool.
Added Humor.
He was funny but professional at the same time.
It's easy and entertaining.
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