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Defensive Driving Jokes
Moe:
Why did Moe take his Loaf of Bread Downtown ?
Because Someone told Him there was a Traffic Jam !
Alcoholic Shark:
I was watching the News Channel and it was about that lady missing at that Island
I got interested in that , so I did a Internet Search. You can do the same thing.
Did you know there are a lot of people that get drunk and go to the ocean or lake and are never seen again ?
I was thinking what if when they got drunk they tried to swim to Gilligans Island ? And the sharks ate them.
Then I was thinking , if a Shark eats someone drunk.
Would that make a Alcoholic Shark ?
And then how would the Alcoholic Shark get another drink of alcohol, what would it have to do ?
Eat another Drunk !
I see on TV that Cruse Ships, that there is always a big pack of Sharks following the Cruse Ships. What if those are Alcoholic Sharks ?
What are they waiting for to fall off the Cruse Ships ? And those Alcoholic Sharks are Fast !
The Man Driving at Night:
A man is driving down a country Road Late at Night
It is real dark, No Moon. He cant hardly see.
He is speeding along when all of the sudden, it feels like he just ran over someone !
So, he pulls over to the side of the road.
He looks around the front of his car, he does not see anything. Then he starts crawling around
trying to see under his car. He knows he hit something.
Then all of a sudden, over in the ditch. A Pig jumps up and starts running down the road squealing !
He gets up, dust his pants off and shrugs his shoulders and goes home.
He is in there passed out, sleeping. When someone starts knocking on his door. They are real insistent
He thinks, who is knocking at my door this time of day ?
He looks out there, and its the police !
So, he opens the door and the police say * Sir, You left the scene of a accident last night .
He goes * How did you know that ?
(Confused)
The Police say * Because the Pig Squealed !
Why did Moe take his Loaf of Bread Downtown ?
Because Someone told Him there was a Traffic Jam !
Alcoholic Shark:
I was watching the News Channel and it was about that lady missing at that Island
I got interested in that , so I did a Internet Search. You can do the same thing.
Did you know there are a lot of people that get drunk and go to the ocean or lake and are never seen again ?
I was thinking what if when they got drunk they tried to swim to Gilligans Island ? And the sharks ate them.
Then I was thinking , if a Shark eats someone drunk.
Would that make a Alcoholic Shark ?
And then how would the Alcoholic Shark get another drink of alcohol, what would it have to do ?
Eat another Drunk !
I see on TV that Cruse Ships, that there is always a big pack of Sharks following the Cruse Ships. What if those are Alcoholic Sharks ?
What are they waiting for to fall off the Cruse Ships ? And those Alcoholic Sharks are Fast !
The Man Driving at Night:
A man is driving down a country Road Late at Night
It is real dark, No Moon. He cant hardly see.
He is speeding along when all of the sudden, it feels like he just ran over someone !
So, he pulls over to the side of the road.
He looks around the front of his car, he does not see anything. Then he starts crawling around
trying to see under his car. He knows he hit something.
Then all of a sudden, over in the ditch. A Pig jumps up and starts running down the road squealing !
He gets up, dust his pants off and shrugs his shoulders and goes home.
He is in there passed out, sleeping. When someone starts knocking on his door. They are real insistent
He thinks, who is knocking at my door this time of day ?
He looks out there, and its the police !
So, he opens the door and the police say * Sir, You left the scene of a accident last night .
He goes * How did you know that ?
(Confused)
The Police say * Because the Pig Squealed !
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